When Rick figured out that dumb brain waves block his genius brain waves, he traveled back in time to ensure that a young Beth met Jerry, the most unintelligent person around. Making sure his grandchild would be born as the perfect shield.
Seeing his selfish actions clearly ruin his daughter’s happiness, he resents Jerry and takes out the anger he has at himself on his son in law.
And that is why Rick doesn’t mess with time travel.
you know what….I was close
Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”
real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting
Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either
Trying to figure out if it was a fever dream or if my waiter last night really looked me dead in the eyes and said “whole lotta little peepees out here tonight” when a group of loud lifted trucks drove by the restaurant
Anonymous asked:
do you support the war in vietnam?
sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012 answered:
ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog
and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke
this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question
Got stuck at work late but at least this was my view for the walk home
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
